I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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