Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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