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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.

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  Haha, bad night?

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• (909): View more from California

  i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...

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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Cats found the secret coke stash again

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  They owe us $80.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, where are you?

  (928): View more from Arizona

  In back

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  of car

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  ... whose car?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Wear something tight

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.

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