Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i think my cat just said my name.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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