i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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