Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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