Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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