i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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