Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Fuck appropriateness.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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