ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ugly people sure do ruin things
it's not cheating when I paid for it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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