Taylor Swift is so right about you.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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