3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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