wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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