This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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