Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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