his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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