I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
