Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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