Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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