So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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