This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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