doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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