I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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