i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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