Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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