Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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