I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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