I'm going to rape someone's good day.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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