I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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