well you can't waste a boner
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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