my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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