TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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