you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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