He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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