her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I am mentally ready for anal.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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