i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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