i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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