I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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