no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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