Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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