so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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