coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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