I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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