is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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