Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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