she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
third nipple confirmed
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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