Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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