How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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