Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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