I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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