Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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