everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i drank out of a bidet.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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