ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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