jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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