Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
love makes seman taste better
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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